Thursday, December 31, 2009

Good Bye 2009, We Hardly Knew Ye

Here it is the last day of 2009. I would be remiss if I didn't recap. First we moved from St Charles, Missouri to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Even though we have settled in and been here longer than we were in Missouri I'm still not feeling as comfortable. I guess I like the humid, green environment of the midwest as opposed to the dry, arid brown of the high plains. I still really like it here though.

My favorite part of the year was in July when Mom and Dad visited. We all wore each other out on the site seeing. Dad bought a motor home this fall so we're hoping they'll make another trip out this summer.

I found out we'll be an Uncle and Aunt again. Little baby Duncan (ha, I joke Bryce) will be downloading next week. I'm excited.

As I type along one thing is apparent, way too much has happened for me to remember and write down. We've spent a great deal of time in hospitals and doctor offices this year. Fortunately there hasn't been anything serious but we spent a lot of money to determine I don't have a brain tumor. The jury is still out on what is bothering Lisa's hand. If the health care really does get worse with the government running it, we're all screwed because they aren't the shining example of efficiency now.

I started taking vitamin D and fish oil for my health. I read online that vitamin D is a good alternative to the flu vaccine and so far it seems to be working. Lisa and everyone I know has been sick, one co-worker even had the swine flu, and I've been fine. Of course having said that...

The economy is still in the toilet despite all the spin from DC. You can agree or not but I find President Obama to be a pretty ineffective leader playing golf while a terrorist tries to blow up a plane on Christmas then blaming the system and George Bush. He just now vetoed his first bill and that was just a formality that didn't mean anything. Three more years, yahoo!

Well, enough of the belly aching. As usual there's not much I can really complain about. I have a great wife, a great dog and the rest of my family is pretty damn great too.

Happy New Year!!!

Rare Aurora Model


An interesting model of the flying sub from "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" that belonged to comic book artist Dave Cockrum. It's very rare with an interesting background.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Christmas 2009 Part I

I hope everyone had as good a Christmas as I did. We took a week off and drove back to Ohio. We've been longing for a road trip for months so we decided to drive rather than fly. Our first day we got up at 3:00 pm, had breakfast at the IHOP. We were trying something different and actually having a good solid meal instead of a bag of chips and a Mountain Dew from the gas station. It worked out nicely. We took our time and hit a winery and Russell Stover's factory outlet. We stopped the night in Columbia Missouri and prepared for the next big leg of the journey, a two hour drive to St Charles. We decided to stay at the Ameristar Casino on the river and do some shopping in the down town area. These were two things we could never really afford while living there. Lisa also surprised me with chocolate covered strawberries and champagne (already in place in the room) for my birthday. She's certainly a romantic. The best surprise was my gift card for Mark Twain Hobbies which is my favorite hobby store. We did our own economic stimulus spending at the stores downtown and then headed to the hotel and casino. I'm not a gambler (although I could spend hours playing Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry) but when staying in a casino you've kind of got to do some gambling. I won $.25 at video poker. There is a decimal point between the dollar sign and two by the way.

After a great start to the trip we took off early the next day. We arrived in Columbus and visted my brother, sister-in-law, and terminally adorable nephew for a few hours. We got to see sweet old Kirby, their German Shepherd Bryce rescued from a life on the streets. He wasn't in very good condition and I had to go out on the porch and give him a cheek rub. I remember how soft his hair was and peaceful and dignified he was. He passed away the next morning and I'm glad I got to say goodbye. He had a good life. After the visit we checked into a rather run down Super 8 across from the Budweiser brewery. I think there was literally us and two other guests. It was as Lisa noted, a good place for a murder mystery to take place.

The next morning we departed for Zanesville and the second part of my story...

Friday, December 18, 2009

Nothing Really, Just An Observation

I just heard Piano Man by Billy Joel. Man I forgot how great a song that is. He's got several dozen great songs but this has got to be his greatest.

Who Knew?


Maybe there is some truth to Liberal claims that we're all a bunch of redneck white supremists. I was sitting around thinking how I might change my Facebook or Twitter avatar to the "Don't Tread On Me" flag. I did a quick Google search and turned up the image. Turns out it's called the Gadsen flag. I just vaguely remember that it along with "Live Free or Die" were two of my favorite slogans from history class and the Revolution. The history of it is here...

Then I stumbled upon this article, which leads me to believe that maybe using it as an avatar wouldn't be a great idea. But I've never been accused of being a great thinker. I imagine militia members work up quite a thirst running around the woods of North Carolina or Idaho training with their "machine guns". I bet they drink beer. I drink beer. Nuts.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Quote of the Day

This quote was on my iGoogle homepage in the Quote of the Day widget, or whatever they call it.
Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
- Arnold Lobel
I like it so I thought I'd post it. Don't know who Arnold Lobel is. I know I could probably "Google" him but sometimes it's fun not knowing.

Friday, December 11, 2009

The Holiday Season

It's starting to feel like Christmas. We've had a week of sub 20 degree weather and a lot of snow here in the Springs. The annual ritual of sending out Christmas cards has been concluded. This year we had picture cards printed up on Kodak.com which helped make things easier.

We're getting ready to head to Ohio at the end of next week. We're really excited about that. I haven't been home in over a year and we are both happy to be taking a road trip.

I'm also looking forward to getting a break from work. I haven't had an honest to God vacation in awhile.

Hopefully you're having a good Christmas season.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Thanksgiving

This Thanksgiving was different. Lisa's friends from Washington came to visit. They, like Lisa, are vegetarians. I am not. Lisa doesn't really cook so I had the honor of making a vegetarian dinner. I made Ratatouille. It's an actual dish and not just an animated film. It turned out pretty good (it was no turkey though).

Lisa's friends are also screaming liberals. It was tough, the husband kept trying to bait me. They knew I am a Libertarian so I think it was testing me a little. Believe it or not I'm a pretty tolerant guy of other people's opinions, face to face anyway, and I also find it bad form to argue politics with a guest. I was sorely tempted though cause this guy was the kind of lib that Sean Hannity delights in sterotyping. I had to drink a lot of whiskey to make it through that night. The husband is Scottish so being European it's understandable. No less annoying, but understandable. I think the only thing we agreed on was that Daniel Craig is the best James Bond since Sean Connery.

It really wasn't that bad they are both nice people so I only lost sleep one night thinking of all the things I wished I had said.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Just Like Oprah

Here are a few of my favorite things:
  • Man vs Food - I think I mentioned somewhere before that this is the most subversive, politically incorrect and down right dangerous show on TV right now. Fat people eating anything and everything in sight. Sometimes it disturbs even me, and I'll eat anything that doesn't move faster than I do.
  • Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives - yes! another show about gorging yourself. Not as decadent as MvF but delicious all the same. I'm trying to get these shows out of my system before the new health plans kick in and they outlaw obesity. I like Guy Fieri even though it aggravates me to try to pronounce his last name.
  • Property Virgins - That Sandra Rinomato knows her real estate, she sales with flare, verve and a Canadian accent.
  • Google Maps - I really love the feature that let's you go down to street level (not sure what that feature is called). It's handy for planning my motorcycle rides, even figuring out the scenic spots to stop and take photos. Now if it would just help me figure out a way to pay for those trips.
A few of my not so favorite things:
  • Carrie Prejean - I'm one gullible son of a bitch but even I can see a huckster of her magnitude coming. She makes the terms plastic and fake inadequate, and I'm not talking about the breast implants. Her indignant act in the Larry King interview isn't very convincing.
  • Larry King - his obnoxious, boorish behavior is way too authentic.

The Last Few Days

Only the first paragraph is about Obama, if you're sick of that go ahead and skip to the next one, that's about someone only mildly more annoying than Obama, me.


I've really been hitting a slow streak lately. It seems like my all consuming hatred for Obama has spoiled my huge, insatiable lust for life. I haven't been posting too much because I don't want to have another entry turn into an anti-Obama rant. It's nice to have him in another country though. And did you see that goofy hand-shake slash bow thing he did. What a giant nerd. I could almost feel sorry for him at times like that but then I remember my all consuming hatred.

Well aside from Obama's trip to China things have been pretty quiet this week. To get reinspired for the blog I went back and read some of my older entries. I really used to like writing here. I see a certain online persona I've developed and didn't realize how much I tend to repeat myself (see first paragraph). Still I have a few things I've written that I'm kind of proud of. Since 2010 is the fifth year anniversary of Life's Been Good, maybe I'll repost (or rehash) some of my favorites. Or maybe that'll be too much work.


So I've got the dog chewing a rawhide right behind me, man she's loud. This will not be a post I revisit.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday The 13th


Garden of the Gods
Originally uploaded by brian glass

Got out of bed, the new Sleep Number bed that we've had for about a month hasn't really impressed me so far. The number, it seems, is affected by things such as the temperature and barometric pressure. For some reason I set my side to 60 and wake up to 75. It's still better then our old bed however, just by the fact that it's a king size.

I had lunch with Lisa at her office. That was nice for me, she was having an acid attack and her stomach was killing her.

Now I'm sitting here wishing I had something more to write about in the hope of saving this from going down as the worst blog entry ever. I guess it's too late for that.

Here is a picture I took from a short bike ride yesterday. I went to the Garden of the Gods for the sole purpose of taking pictures of the motorcycle in front of pretty scenery. It worked I reckon. Oh, the malaise.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

More Celebrity Stupidity

Queen Amadala's views on meat vs. rape.
"He posits that consideration…which has more to do with being polite to your
tablemates than sticking to your own ideals, would be absurd if applied to any
other belief (e.g., I don't believe in rape, but if that's what it takes to
please my dinner hosts, then so be it)."
Good thing she's pretty.

I could probably do a daily one of these.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

So My Peeing There Saves Flushing The Toilet

From the lips of Jennifer Anniston

"I take a three-minute shower," she told Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas
Kostigen, authors of The Green Book. She even brushes her teeth while she's in
there. "Every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person in Africa
uses for everything in their life for a whole day!"


So Kramer was on to something by preparing dinner in the shower. For more stupid celebrities check here...

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Vets

I was going to post a link about the press corps standing up to the White House but while searching for that link I saw something more important.

WWII ARMY RANGERS REUNION


The Saddest Thing I Saw Yesterday

Lisa and I went to the movies yesterday afternoon. As we were walking to the theater I noticed a family in front of us. There was a tall gawky early teenage boy, memorable because he was doing some goofy dance to the music coming through a restaurant's outdoor sound system. There was an adorable little blond girl in a red dress with a teddy bear, skipping along in step with her brother's dance. They were both happy and smiling, and it made me happy. Maybe that's why what happened next affected me so much (don't worry the kid wasn't hit by a car or anything).

As Lisa got our tickets for Amelia (which was just okay) I was listening to the Dad ask if tickets for Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs in 3D was more than a regular movie. When informed it was $2.50 more, the father got out of line and after a brief discussion with the family turned around and left. As they walked off I over heard the little girl, head hung down, say ,"But I want to see a movie." Now granted there are worse things that can happen to a child, and two extra dollars for a 3d movie always makes me chaffe when I have to pay it but seriously, loosen those purse springs a little dick. If the difference in price of a 3D movie is going to break you, what were you doing bringing the family to a movie in the first place? Quick enough that I would have done it but not quick enough to catch them, I told Lisa I would have offered to pay for the kids' tickets (although that's kind of rude I suppose).

I hope the cute little girl and her cute nerd of a brother (I have a soft spot, he reminded me of me) get to see that stupid movie. And dad if you see this, quit being a cheap dick.

Friday, October 23, 2009

What Is She Thinking


Obvious answer would be $$$

I'm a big fan of Bruce Lee so as you can imagine I'm not excited about this story in the Wall Street Journal. Bruce Lee's attraction was his personality and charisma, you can keep your t-shirts and video game tie-ins.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Where Did September Go?

It's been awhile since I've been by. I haven't felt like writing much. I'm struggling with not becoming a crazed militia nut case. I find myself listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck more and more. I like Rush, find Glenn amusing in an odd way and can't take Sean Hannity at all because he says "specificity" way too much. I've known for years that the goal of government was to slowly work it's way into every aspect of our lives, it's not a conspiracy, it's just the way it works. They are just trying to expand their reach like every other business. Unfortunately, their business is getting into mine.

I've always taken some satisfaction in the fact that things really weren't was bad as I imagined them to be. At least there was an opposing party to slow things down. Now I just have to stop being a drama queen and sit back and learn how to love my nanny state. I'll try to lighten up and get back to the frivolous ramblings of my past. After all you should learn to enjoy the present, because the future could really suck.

Friday, September 25, 2009

The Past Week

I went to Alamosa, Colorado on Monday. It was cloudy, cold (44 degrees) and rainy. I got over the pass just past Walsenberg and the sun came out and it was 66 degrees. It's September 25th and we've had light snow in some areas of the Springs. I was looking forward to winter but it's a little too early for me right now.

Friday, September 4, 2009

What A Difference A Few Months Make

I take a lot of pleasure in noting that President Obama is doing something President Bush, no matter how hard he tried, could not. With great aplomb Obama is turning a lot of people into Libertarians if not out right conservatives. I've never seen reactions like this.

To those of you saying it's all about racism, all I can say is get bent.

Monday, August 24, 2009

My New Glasses


13 years after having the old school RK surgery (that's blades in the eyeballs bubba) it was time for glasses. Bifocals no less. I used to not wear my glasses as much as possible when I was younger. I hated them and thought they made me look like a dweeb. How times have changed. I couldn't wait to get the new ones, they're Oakleys which makes me think I'm cool. Plus I can see again. It's funny how priorities shift as you get older. I used to carry a comb with me everywhere to keep the hair neat. I was obsessive about it until I just shaved my head. I used to be embarrassed by my acne scars, now I think they add character. It's nice to grow old and not worry about what I look like, although I do think I should have Photoshopped this picture of me and maybe a little Grecian Formula for beards.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

What's The Problem?

There seems to be a controversy brewing with my in-laws concerning my mother-in-law's birthday cake. My wife wants my sister-in-law to subtly find out which type of cake she likes so they can surprise here with the appropriate flavor. This was discussed today at great length. I don't know what to think about this. Are my wife and the sis-in-law blowing it out of proportion or is my mother-in-law way too picky. My feelings on this matter have always been; white, chocolate, or red velvet, it's all good. In-laws are weird.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Toyota At The North Rim Of Black Canyon


The Toyota At The North Rim Of Black Canyon
Originally uploaded by brian glass

I like this picture of my truck. I figured since I've been such a pill on here lately I would stop bitching for one post, but only one.

Health care reform sucks!!! Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Friday, August 14, 2009

World Due To End In The Year 2000

See the report here...

Oh, wait.

More Health Care, Again, Some More

Okay, let's get something strait right away. I don't think Obama is setting up "Death Panels" although as far as political hyperbole goes it has a nice ring to it. Take all the misinformation on all sides of this argument and throw all of them out but one. It's not the government's job to provide health care (along with the thousands of things it's not government's job to do). I know that's not an excuse. I actually saw one of these so called "reality checks" that have been popping up lately proclaim that the bill was alright because the government is already running health care. Oh, okay, I feel stupid for being against it I guess.

All you need to know is that we already pay 42 percent of our income to some form of tax (give or take, depends where you get your numbers, and of course I'm stacking them in my favor). The biggest problem with liberalism is the fact that liberals for the most part are really sincere in their desire to help those less fortunate. I'm the same way and believe me if I had about 30 percent more of my income there would be some happy charities.

I wish I hadn't been a crack pot anti-government loud mouth all these years because now when it really counts I just sound like my old dumb-ass self. In all sincerity I believe this is the worst case of government over stepping it's bounds since the Patriot Act.

My wife and I have had a series of medical issues the past two years and despite what anyone is saying I am out of this world happy with my coverage. I'm sorry if that is selfish, and I'm sorry if I'm buying into some of those propaganda style messages but I don't want people that can't deliver my mail efficiently "dabbling" in my insurance. And even though the "fact checkers" cover some of the more contentious aspects of the different bills out there, there are plenty of bad ideas to go around. And in case you didn't get the sarcasm of the parenthesis around fact checker let me just say I'm more than a little suspicious of what passes for impartial journalism these days.

Read HR 3200 here, and see what you think.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

More Ruminations On Health Care

Speaking as a Libertarian I have to wonder why the Democrats and liberals would be for a system run by the government. Sure, it's controlled by their party now, but what happens when the Republicans get their hands on it? The Dems won't be in power for ever, it will happen. It shouldn't be a question of liberal versus conservative but rather one of a government you don't like or trust versus you.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

White House Seeks Narcs...

Apply here.

August, The Month Of Hope And Renewal

Whatever.

So today in history, former President Bill Clinton rescued two American reporters from a labor camp in North Korea. Please stop the "Do you suppose he hit on them jokes". That's old fast.

Three women were killed when a loser, figuratively and literally, shot up an LA Fitness gym in Pennsylvania. The only thing he did right was turn the gun on himself.

Elsewhere, no one in particular is breathlessly waiting to hear the verdict in the Chris Brown trial. Too bad he wasn't working out at a certain LA Fitness.

Four previous Gitmo detainees started work as greenskeepers on a Bermuda golf course.

And President Obama vows to pass healthcare reform.

And I'm in a bad mood.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Would Someone Get This Man A Gag

It's been a while since I've brought up our esteemed President but he's really opened his mouth so big this time I can't resist.

You all know the story and I'm too lazy to recap so if you want to catch up you can go here. I just want to say that it's not a good idea for a President make comments on local issues that he admittedly knows nothing about. Especially when the comment stirs racial divide. It's not whether the police officer was wrong or right but a case of the leader of the United States and it's people (all of it's people) showing that leadership instead of spreading resentment and hate. At the very least he should have excused himself from commenting until he learned the facts. And the joke about his getting shot while trying to enter the White House was in the worst possible taste.

If this shows anything (to me) it's at the very least, he is not experienced enough to lead. At the worst he's no better than his old pastor Reverend Wright. Of course I'm predisposed of that opinion anyway given that I think he's the worst president we've had in my life time, and I remember Nixon.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

07.21.09

Not a bad day. I slept late (8:30), awoke with a slight sinus headache so I took a Claritin and a hot shower and felt better. I had to put some ointment in Moon's ear, which she did not enjoy but endured with dignified stoicism (or petrified fear, could have been either one). I did some chores that have required attending to for some time. I then rode the motorcycle down to Hobbytown to check out any new model releases (Revell has a new 09 Dodge Challenger in case you're interested). I came home and warmed up some left over Old Chicago tomato and caprese pizza we had last night and checked my email. In it was the sweetest letter from Lisa. To top it off we aer going to see Harry Potter and the whatever they're up to now, when Lee gets home from work. You would probably be right in concluding that it doesn't take much to make me happy because this has been a grand day.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Some Miscellaneous Stuff.

Sometimes Lisa will tell me she thinks about how she isn't very affectionate. It's true that she doesn't hug me unexpectedly very often but I know she loves me when she sends me an email like this one she sent today, "Would you like to pack a lunch and come eat with me today?". It's very sweet and it makes me feel good that she wants to see me. Our sixth year together is coming up in 6 days and I've been thinking how blessed I am to have such a great wife and great dog. I have what was missing for the first 38 years of my life, a loving family all my own.

And before I start sounding sappy or whipped, let me say I'm grateful for the latest David Beckham brouhaha. I enjoy the fact that this unashamedly desperate and cynical publicity stunt for US soccer has failed so miserably. Sometimes the mob isn't so easily led which gives me hope. I'm not sure of the statistics but I think soccer is no more popular now than it was in 2007. As far as I can tell the only people that care about Beckham are E! and disgruntled Galaxy fans. Go back to England and take you underwear and skinny wife with you.

And I just learned DC Comics killed Batman. First Captain America (or Steve Rogers anyway) and now Bruce Wayne. Is nothing sacred?

Monday, July 13, 2009

Iron Butt

I really don't have much to write about. I just have made an entry in awhile. I'm currently contemplating making an Iron Butt Rally run. It's a long distance endurance motorcycle ride. Most of the guys that do it frequently ride comfortable sort tourers or luxury cruisers, like BMWs or Goldwings. I will probably end up permanently cripple myself on the FZ1 but I would get a certificate and a license plate frame so it would totally be worth it. The goal would be to get from Denver Colorado to Chicago Illinois in under 24 hours, which by my math is plenty of time. I could even stop for a few decent rest breaks and a sleep stop somewhere along the way.

Denver to Chicago isn't the specific route you're required to take it just works out to the Iron Butt Association's requirements for the Saddle Sore 1000 ride. From Denver to Chicago is 1000 miles according to Google Maps. You could also do a straight line out 500 miles, turn around and conclude at the thousand mile mark at your point of origination.

I'm a big fan of pushing yourself sometimes. That's not to say I climb mountains every weekend or anything that challenging. I might do something once every couple of years where at the end I think, "I should do more stuff like that" and then don't do more stuff like that at all. I just like the idea to take an occasional challenge. This one is a pretty low stress challenge. If I don't think I can make it, I quit and go home. No one knows but me. Of course I know once I start I wouldn't be satisfied if I did that. About the furthest I've travelled on the bike is 500 in about 12 hours back when I rode it from Oceanside, California to Zanesville, Ohio. That was a long rough day and I was seven years younger.

Now that I've got this particular idea in my head I think it's only a matter of time so stay tuned.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

What Are You Up To?

Me? I'm just hanging around the old homestead trying to think of things to write about. Lisa is out of town camping in the mountains with her family and with all this time to myself I figured it would be a good time to write something. Problem is I can't think of anything. I'm in one of those stay out of touch with the world moods I like to get into every once in awhile. My vacation was good for that. We disappeared into a canyon and Farrah Fawcett (she'll always be) Majors (to me) and Michael Jackson passed away and we didn't know until three days later. Of course I'm well aware of it now. As much as I try to stay away from it you still can't get away.

I'm not even sure what Obama is doing to ruin (can't cuss anymore, I promised Dad when he was here) the country lately. Man that guy sucks (Obama, not my Dad).

Finally, here's a little something I found on You Tube. Do you suppose kids get the same thrill from the Jonas Brothers or Daughtry that we used to get from these guys?

Friday, July 3, 2009

Wow

It's longer than my attention span usually allows for but I had to watch the whole thing.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

"Current Trends"

As is my style, I've got in to the latest trend, Twitter. If you think of a trend as a wave I would be ankle deep heading out to sea as the surfboards plowed toward me, such is my timing. That's okay though, the world needs us old, out of touch guys to make cool trends uncool so the hip people can move on to the next big thing. Oh well, at least I'm not calling it "the twitter".

I'm following a few celebrities (I guess you would call Brent Spiner a celebrity). They are amusing for the most part. I'm following both Penn and Teller. Jim Gaffigan has some pretty funny one liners and unlike a lot of the stand up comedians keeps the promotional stuff to a minimum. Going back to Brent Spiner, Star Trek: The Next Generation's Data, he strikes me as this generations Adam West or even William Shatner. A guy trapped by a role who's struggling to leave it behind but at the same time needing the notoriety it brings. At first glance his twits (tweets?) are funny but after reading several he seems a little weird and I think he may be making up questions people ask him so he can respond with pithy comments. That is shear speculation on my part however. He did get into a minor "verbal" volley with some weird anti-celebrity conspiracy nut (not me) for a day that was fairly amusing in a sad pathetic Joe Rogan kind of way.

Right now I'm enjoying Twitter but I've got a lot on the old plate so we'll see how long I can follow such a disposable medium.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Too Funny


Sorry for the clipped view. Just right click with the mouse and select "Show All" to see it in all it's widescreen glory.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

He Always Got It Too

"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson

He Always Got It

"...for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle" - Winston Churchill

Monday, June 15, 2009

Jesus Christ, Someone Get Me A Phone

I was listening to "The Jesus Christ Show" on the radio yesterday morning. It's a show that has a guy pretending to be Jesus Christ taking callers questions on spiritual matters. My first reaction was to laugh and think to myself this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, it also seemed kind of blasphemous. I'm obviously not religious so I personally wasn't offended but I wondered what the old school Christians would think about this. Which got me to thinking that if they had "The Muhammad Show" we would get riots that make Iran's election results look like a weenie roast. Probably not in the US, we seem to be pretty good about that tolerance thing here (opposing critics' comments aside).

My second reaction was, what kind of crazy person would call in and act like they're talking to Jesus? Is it all taken tongue in cheek? Do people assume they are talking to the holy spirit through the vessel of a mortal? It's all a little creepy to me, so of course I was overcome by a morbid curiosity. The first caller was a young girl whose mother was in federal prison for fraud. She was taking care of her grandparents and was terribly upset that they would pass away before they could see the mother again. The poor girl was so sad it hurt. "Jesus" gave her some Dr Laura, Dr Phil type advice and all I can say is I hope it helped. The whole thing made me sad and took away all the fun I imagined for myself mocking it. I still don't know how I feel about getting important advice from someone pretending to be a deity but if it's the only place that poor girl and people like her can turn to for a little comfort I guess that's okay. It's still really fucking weird though.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Oh For Fuck Sake

Have Republicans become so desperate for attention that this is all they've got? I like the positive spin Fox puts on it for Palin, she could look like a hero to her fans (all four of them not counting Rush Limbaugh). Please, this would have been a dead issue three days ago, for everyone's sake let it go.

New York Lawmaker Calls on CBS to Fire Letterman for Palin Comments - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment - FOXNews.com

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

WHO On The Verge Of Trying To Be Relevant

Anyone remember the swine flu or the politically correct H1N1 virus? Well here's an article that will send chills down your spine. It comes out of the clear blue sky, God forbid we should forget about this.

This is a little excerpt:

The disease, which has infected over 26,500 people in 73 countries, with 140 deaths, has been most severe in Mexico, which has reported the highest number of fatalities, more than 100. These include infections in otherwise healthy young people.

So excluding Mexico less than 40 people have died.


Monday, June 8, 2009

For All My Horny Nerd Friends

Geek corsets: imagining darth vader as a sexy (female) beast

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Third Post On Commuting

Okay, if you are going to pull into someone's lane without signaling or even looking, when I use my impotent rage and blow the horn at you, don't wave like that makes everything okay.  It wasn't some social faux pas, it was a near death experience.  It doesn't make up for the fact that you almost ran another human being into the concrete and an early grave.  It doesn't lessen my desire to drag you from your car and cave your teeth in.  It's starting to seem that every time I take the bike out some asshole tries to run me off the road.  I know I wrote just a few days ago about how I enjoy that challenge but that's when it only used to happen occasionally, not every time I've started the engine.  

Sunday, June 7, 2009

To My Fellow Colorado Springs Commuters

Particularly the blond woman in the silver Honda Civic that cut off the blue Yamaha on Friday morning, please watch where the hell you're going.

Also a side note to the white Dodge Ram dualie, the Explorer in front of you was correct in stopping in the merge lane when traffic was bumper to bumper.  He correctly interpreted the yield sign to mean stop and wait, not force other cars out of the lane, or force other cars to slam on their breaks or as I saw one of your compadres in bad driving do, drive down the shoulder for 1/4 of a mile before someone took pity on his dumb ass and let him in.  Also thought you would like to know that you looked like a complete and utter tool flailing your arms around.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Daily Commute

Now that stricter CAFE standards have been introduced my motorcycle is more important to me than ever. I've long bragged about the muscle car performance with two-thirds the price tag I get with my two bikes. Mine aren't even two of the hottest performers although the Vmax had his day in the sun. Now with the hope of buying myself a 2009 Dodge Challenger quickly fading in the rearview mirror I'm really learning to love my bikes.

Since I got the tire repaired last month, I've ridden to work every day but two, which had nothing to do with weather (I'm a rain or shine kinda guy). My only regret is that the commute isn't a little longer, I'm just starting to get my groove by the time I'm pulling in to the parking lot. My fellow commuters can present quite a challenge sometimes. I know people say this to the point of cliché but I think people really are becoming worse drivers. I don't notice a lot of people on the cell phone these days, maybe that message is finally sinking in. But despite that one blessing, I see more and more drivers running red lights making left hand turns across traffic, tailgating, not yielding and just more road raging in general. I may have mentioned it before but I've always enjoyed that element of motorcycle riding to a certain sick degree. I liken it to a video game. I enjoy looking in the minivan two cars ahead of me to read what the diver is going to do. I watch the rearview to keep an eye on the twenty something girl weaving from one lane and back to speed past everyone else. I always try to remember where she is and calculate where she'll be.

I really believe as I get lazier and lazier in my other pursuits, this is the one thing that keeps my mind active. It's also the thing that clears my mind for the coming day on the way to work, and brings me down from a stressful day on the way home. Really if I were to think about it (which obviously I am) I would say that riding is the most important thing I do for my mental health and the reason I have 120/80 blood pressure. I used to have a t-shirt that said "You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office". Truer worlds were never silk-screened.

Monday, June 1, 2009

06.01.2009

Lee has been sick for the last few days so we didn't do much today.  On the way back from the doctor we stopped and got a few movies.  Lisa has been wanting to see Doubt and I got to pick Transporter 3.  While I'm not some lunkhead who doesn't like "brainy" films I think Transporter 3 was a much better movie, and this despite the fact that it was the weakest of the series.  Doubt was slow, quiet and boring.  It was unsatisfying and never connected.  Transporter 3 on the other hand at least made me laugh a few times and had a few good fight scenes.

I've been out of touch (watching movies all day obviously) and missed the Air France thing until just now.  What a tragedy.  

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Science Fiction Authors' Nests

I got this link from Neil Gaiman's Twitter thingy (a tweet?)

The Stimulus Bill

I just found a link to the final version of the Stimulus Bill, wish I had seen this earlier (not that there's much I could have done, Congress pretty much does what it wants anymore). The link was posted on the National Taxpayers Union site.

It's recommended reading, what you can stomach of it.

I Really Embrace The Trends

So I'm on Twitter now.  I'm spread pretty thin these days, with MySpace, Facebook, not one, not two but three blogs and now Twitter.  I like Twitter because everything is short sweet and to the point.  As with most of the (well I was going to say new, but we know better) trends I started this one while drunk one night.  And as with most new trends I undertake while drunk, I had to go back and make sure I didn't say or do something completely inappropriate.  I did not.  I did however sign up to follow Ashton Kutcher for about five minutes, his entries were just so much gobblety gook.

There you have it, if you can't get enough of the Big B follow me at Twitter too.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

My Niece Rachel


My Niece Rachel
Originally uploaded by soldierant

I want to wish my nice a happy graduation. She graduated with a 3.5 GPA, something to be proud of.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I saw Penn Juliette on Glenn Beck's show the other day and I have to say the more I hear him talk, the more I like him. He's about as effective a speaker as the Libertarian Party has. I think someone should give him a radio show and make him our Rush Limbaugh. Of course I don't agree with Penn 100% of the time or maybe as high as 80% but that's alright. I also heard Jesse Ventura on Sean Hannity's radio program a few days later. What stood out to me, besides the fact that Libertarians are everywhere these days, is what articulate speakers Libertarians are. Both Glenn Beck and the usually overbearing Hannity were engaging and allowed their guests to talk all the way to the end of his thought. I don't watch either host much but I have watched enough Hannity to know it's a rare interview when someone gets to finish a sentence besides the host.

The joke I've always made is that the Libertarian Party consists mostly of people that believe in little or no government therefore it's a little hard to polarize and excite people about politics that would just as soon see all politicians disappear. Penn Juliette said, "If you could get all the gun nuts and potheads to agree we would be unstoppable" which is also apt.

Part of what I loved about Juliette's talk with Beck was a point he made about global warming. He mentioned that when someone asks him about it his response is usually that he doesn't believe there has been enough discussion about it, is it man made, is it necessarily a bad thing? All of these things we should be discussing and investigating. He said when he talks like that he's treated like a Holocaust denier. I think he's spot on. I know I'm guilty of talking in provocative little sound bites just like everyone does. I've pissed more than one of my liberal friends off by claiming that global warming is a hoax. I don't believe that (well, yeah I do) but it's easier to put it that way than to try and persuade someone otherwise. Another thing I really found interesting was Juliette questioning Beck on his stance against gay marriage. Penn told Beck that many of his liberal friends believed Beck was just a homophobe. It was telling that Beck denied that and made a sincere objection to gay marriage. Although I cringed a little with the line "I have some working on my staff". Like that's the epitome of open- mindedness.

One of the criticisms Beck leveled at Libertarians is we can't take these huge steps back and do away with everything all at once. I think that might be a misconception that a lot of people have. I believe most of us don't want to throw everything out, but we believe that government expansion should be slowed if not stopped completely. Only the most naive of us believe there should not be an impartial regulator (impartial being the key word).

Of course I know this is all a big pipe dream. I hope and pray our country was laid out by our founding fathers to weather the types of power grabs we see increasing with the past few Presidents but history shows that once it's done it's nearly impossible to get it undone. But like all Libertarians, I'm bursting with optimism. After all we Libertarians believe that individuals are smart enough to take care of ourselves for the most part, without anyone looking out for our best interests.

 
Here is a link to an article written by Penn Juliette in which he articulates much better than I'm able to about why he's a Libertarian.
Why I'm A Libertarian Nut, Instead Of Just A Nut

Friday, May 22, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

On The Road Again

It's been a long dry season so far for the motorcycles.  I got the FZ1 licensed and a fresh tire on the rear finally.  It's been so long because the move and getting settled in has taken most of our money the last six months.  We're finally catching up so now I can stop enviously watching others ride by on their bikes and get out and go.  It was like Christmas this morning, I got up at 6:00 am, got down to the DMV at 8:00 and was ready to ride by 10:00.  Of course today it's overcast, foggy and 47 degrees out.  That's okay, that's what leather is for.

Woo-Hoo!!!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Jesus Wept

Here's an old old post I just came across, it was saved as a draft and for some reason I never posted it. It's a little out of date. You don't hear much about westboro church any more but I know they are out there still so I thought I would go ahead and post this.


I saw a report on the morning news as I was getting ready for work. It was a story about a group protesting at soldiers' funerals. The protesters had signs saying "Thank God for IEDS" and other non-sense. "God hates your tears", I wonder how God feels hearing that? I was curious who these idiots were so I did a search and it turns out they're members of the westboro baptist church from Topeka, Kansas. Their website, which I won't provide a link or a name for, is full of the filthiest, most vile, hate-mongering b.s. this side of Nazi Germany. I don't have the words to describe my thoughts. My initial reaction was disgust of course, but than it was disbelief. I was sure it had to be a sick joke the kind frat boys, who don't know better yet, would pull. There were statements the sole purpose of which seemed to be for nothing but to provoke a fight. Apparently anyone who has never come out publicly against homosexuality is burning in hell. I'm not violent by nature but I hope some day I come across one of these guys in an alley. Fortunately, it seems to be mostly the preacher, Fred Phelps and his family. Probably inbreds.

On the opposite side are the Patriot Guard Riders. Their story is pretty interesting, they formed over night as an answer to those idiots, the wbc (as they call themselves). They might be a little awkwardly named but on the list of "Who Rides With Us" you'll see several church organizations as well as non-secular groups. I'd like to think that means they are doing it not only for the GIs but because of the message of the wbc. Makes me proud to be a motorcyclist. For as depressing as the existence of the westboro baptist church is it's good to know that just as quickly there even more people willing to stand up against these idiots.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

05.09.09

Last week was a busy one.

Lisa and I saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine which I thought was pretty decent despite the reviews.

My old boss from St Louis came out to the Springs on business.  We spent a day at the range and then got to tour Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station.  That was impressive.  I've never seen anything quite like it.  They have a sign that says Stargate Operations Office which they move around the base as a gag.  

Well I didn't have as much to write about as I thought I would.  Since I've made a pledge (to myself) to not write about politics it's hard to come up with any good subject matter.  I'll just sign off by saying have a good week.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Puppy Mills

I've always loved The Dog Whisperer just because I admire people that make it look easy like Caesar.  Now I admire him because he's a class act as well.

Warning:  If you're a dog lover some of the scenes are hard to take.


Saturday, May 2, 2009

Yes, More Whining About Swine Flu

I love the title of this article. I'm not sure what they mean. It may be a Freudian slip or maybe it's explained in the text and I just don't get it. I can't wait until this one is over so we can get on to the next Government/Media catastrophe.

May 3, 2009
Outbreak in Mexico May Be Smaller Than Feared
By LIZ ROBBINS and DENISE GRADY
The
World Health Organization announced on Saturday an increase in the number of confirmed cases of swine flu, but said there was no evidence of sustained community spread outside of North America, which would lead to raising the pandemic alert.
“At the present time, I would still propose that a pandemic is imminent because we are seeing transmission to other countries,” Dr. Michael J. Ryan, the director of the World Health Organization global alert and response team, said in a teleconference on Saturday from Geneva. “We have to expect that Phase 6 will be reached. We have to hope that it is not.”
The organization said that 15 countries had reported a total of 615 cases of the infection, officially known as
influenza A(H1N1), up from 367 cases late Friday. Dr. Ryan said that several countries in Europe reported additional confirmed cases on Saturday, including France, Germany, Spain, Great Britain, Israel, but he added: “There are a very small number of cases, it is very limited. At this stage it would be unwise to say that those events are out of control.”
In the United States, the number of confirmed cases rose to 160 in 21 states, up from 141 cases in 19 states, the
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced on Saturday morning.
But even as
Mexico, believed to be the epicenter of the outbreak, found that a little more than half of its suspected cases subjected to detailed tests so far did not actually involve the virus and health officials there believed that the spread of the virus was stabilizing, officials in the United States were more cautious about saying the health risk had decreased.
“Apparently the rate of infection is not as widespread as we might have thought,” José Ángel Córdova, Mexico’s health minister, said on Friday.
Of 908 suspected cases that were tested in Mexico, only 397 people turned out to have the virus, Mexican health officials reported on Friday. Of those, 16 people have died. Initially, Mexico had reported as many as 2,500 suspected cases, but the number of actual cases could turn out to be less than half the suspected number if further testing follows the same pattern as the original round.


The rest of the article is here.

Monday, April 27, 2009

More Geni-ing & My 300th Post

I had a little spare time today so I thought I would go to the public library here in Colorado Springs. It's probably been decades since I went into a library. They sure have changed.

I've been trying to research my genealogy for a few years now with varying degrees of success. The project languishes for months, then I get a little information and add it to Geni.com, and then nothing happens for awhile. I made the mistake of signing up as a "PRO" on Geni and as far as I can determine you don't get a lot for the money. I was hoping there were some searches I can perform but so far all it lets me do is search for relatives in my email contacts. I already know who my relatives are there. I did get a bright red "pro badge". I signed up for the free Ancestry.com account also. They apparently have more research tools for their "PRO" account but they are much more expensive. Besides I don't need them anyway. After getting my library card I asked the woman at the information desk how I could start researching my family tree. She led me to a computer and showed me the library quick links. They have an account with Ancestry.com that allows me to access the searches through the library computers. Handy.

I found some interesting things while searching a newspaper archive site also available on the library computer. I found out just enough information to think that David P Glass, a veteran of the Spanish American War, may have been my great, great grandfather. I need to do more research before I can be sure. Some dates don't quite add up.

I also discovered my maternal grandmother's date of birth and death which had been missing. It was nice to get those blanks filled. I found both grandmothers' social security numbers which might come in handy, especially if I want to change my identity.

I learned that my paternal grandmother and her sister, Edna Rope, were quite the social butterflies. Their names popped up in several newspaper articles through the 40's and 50's as participating in church socials and potlucks. My Dad's aunt Edna was also made an Amrou Caldron, or something like that, in 1957. I'm not sure what it is but it's got something to do with the American Legion.

All in all it was a pretty interesting afternoon of research. I'm hoping to practice and get a little better at it.

As mentioned in the title, this is also my 300th post here which seems worth commenting on. Here's to 300 more.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Current Events

Today, as you can see by the automated date stamp, is Sunday April 26th. From time to time I like to write down what’s going on in the world as a record and to put it into perspective with my own life. Right now the big thing seems to be the Mexican Swine Flu concern. It’s not too big yet but has the potential to get there. I’ve been making fun of health experts for years about this. They’ve been predicting a pandemic for as long as I can remember. You can almost see the excitement in their eyes when they talk about it. A quick look at the past pandemics shows that I’ve lived through two so I’m not panicking yet. The outbreak of swine flu in 1976 wasn’t really a pandemic I guess. One soldier died in New Jersey and a handful of people got sick. It sounds like more people died from the inoculation. I’m not being glib about it however, the health officials could be on to something finally, even a broke clock is right twice a day.

On the personal front, Lisa’s sister came to visit for the weekend. They had a good time and I worked. We also had a friend we hadn’t seen in several years over last night. She used to be married to a good friend of mine and it was odd to see her without him. It was hard to get used to.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is on a middle East peace tour. She’s been to Iraq and Lebanon so far.

Golden Girl and Maude star Bea Arthur passed away yesterday.

Heidi and Spencer got married. This last bit comes from the entertainment headlines on my Yahoo homepage. I have no idea who either of them is. All I know is they are this new generation of celebrity that’s come around since the internet. The kind where someone like myself (doesn’t follow that kind of stuff) is aware of them even though I don’t know what they do or who they are. Through the little two line blurb on E! Online I’m getting their life story. I’ll bet I find out when Heidi gets pregnant too. I don’t even know their last names.

Lisa is getting ready to start a temp job on Monday. It’s suppose to last through September, which will be nice. We received our tax refund and we’re slowly getting caught up on all of the moving expenses from last year. I am looking forward to tomorrow off as I plan on searching out a new hobby store to replace my beloved, Mark Twain Hobbies.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

John Glenn

Today was a pretty great day. I was ten feet from a living American legend. John Glenn came through the airport today. Several of us waited to greet him and his wife as they were coming through the airport. Having grown up 7 miles from his home town (his cousin's wife was my fifth grade teacher) he's always been a hero of mine. As we walked him through the airport it started to dawn on me how star struck I was. I've seen a few celebrities in my time but I've never really cared to approach them . I was giddy as a school girl to just be near him. Mr. Glenn and his wife, Annie, had come out to Colorado Springs for a vacation and to tour the Air Force Academy. On the return trip the 87 year old former Astronaut and Senator made a quick pass through the airport. He is in amazing shape for an 87 year old. They made polite small talk with the TSA screeners and got on to the gate.

I couldn’t get over the notion of being that close to the first American to orbit the earth. He’s done so many amazing things in his time. I was pretty excitied the whole day and most of the next one.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Democrats Move Closer to 'Fast Track' for Obama Health Care Plan - Presidential Politics | Political News - FOXNews.com

Democrats Move Closer to 'Fast Track' for Obama Health Care Plan - Presidential Politics | Political News - FOXNews.com

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For years and years, I've complained about the limits of a two party system. All of a sudden I'm wishing for those halcyon days. Fast tracking socialized health care. I have been proud of the fact that I've voted Libertarian in every election since 1996. I will now have to vote Republican for the foreseeable future.  Proof positive, if any were needed that Democracy doesn't work.

America's Best

I don't usually don't make it to the field much anymore, which is nice since I'm old. But today I got to go to the demo range with the local Police bomb squad and the Army EOD unit. We were observing some training and kind of acting as range safety observers. It was a great time, of course whenever you blow something up it's a great time and blowing cars up is the greatest. Hanging out with the EOD guys and listening to stories of Iraq was the best thing to come out of today though. When I was in our biggest worry was Desert Storm and we all know how that went. I went scuba diving while I was over there. Of course the Army and Marines had it a little rougher, but not much.

These guys are like my friends and I were, cocky, profane, raunchy and brave but they've faced more than I ever did or will. One Staff Sergeant I talked to had been to Iraq two times and wanted to go back a third because he didn't like the staff weenies and bureaucracy at the base. None of these guys was wallowing in self pity or guilt and judging by the laughter and teasing going on, none suffered from post traumatic stress either. They go about their jobs with a sense of humor and an scary amount of knowledge, skill and proficiency for young kids in their twenties. Of course a lot of them were talking about the desire to get out of the Army. You can't blame them, they're brave not stupid. Spending the afternoon with them was really a pleasure and honor.

If the afternoon had one drawback it was that it made me wish I was twenty years younger and seventy pounds lighter again and just starting on the great job I've had for the past 23 years.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

More Proof...

...as if any more were needed.

Janeane Garofalo is an ignorant whore. 



Don't feel obligated to watch the rest of the video, it's just Fox giving their opinion.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A Pathetic Confession

I have a tendency to jump to a judgement before I have all the facts.  It's something I'm not proud of and I try to watch myself.  I have to confess that I've always hated Miley Cyrus.  I guess I've pre-judged her based on my old hatred of her father from back in the day, Achy Breaky, ick.  I also can't help but see the gossip stories on my Yahoo homepage.  I'm a little ashamed to be a 44 year old man that actually hates a 16 year old child.  So I thought I would give her the benefit of the doubt.  Having never actually seen her perform I had to give her a shot on American Idol tonight.  I have to say I'm really glad I did.  Now I can say with an open mind that she's a shitty singer too.

See, I Told You

I vote for Matthew McConaughey
Has the Somali Pirate Rescue Gone Hollywood Yet?
Today 6:23 AM PDT


Reuters/Ho New, Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
The rescue of Captain Phillips from the Somali pirates really is a movie. So are Hollywood schlockmeisters already racing to get the first movie on the air?
—Scott, Tucson

I'm told by some of the most powerful dealmakers in the business that the answer is "probably," though calls to Richard Phillips' people (he has people now) were not immediately returned today.

I'm sure the only detail left involves whether Tom Hanks or George Clooney will play Phillips onscreen. Both definitely can grow some serious A-list hostage stubble.

So just how much cash is Captain Phillips likely to rake in from his dangerous encounter with Somali pirates?

The answer may shock you...

According to Candace Carlo of Greenburg Glusker, the same firm that reps Tom Cruise and other heavyweights, filmmakers don't have to pay the captain a single dime for the right to bring his story to the big screen.

Not. A. Single. Dubloon.

For the Josh Hartnett movie Black Hawk Down (also based on real events in Somalia), none of the surviving soldiers got paid by moviemakers, says Carlo, who was involved in those negotiations.

How can this be? Well, if a story is both newsworthy and not defamatory—if, in other words, everything in a movie portrayal is well reported and accurate and about clearly famous people—the law allows filmmakers full freedom, Carlo says.

Those legal protections have not stopped people from suing studios, of course. The plaintiffs usually lose, but the court cases cost studios time and money they'd rather not part with.

The solution, Carlo says: Producers probably will offer Phillips a pile of cash, just to be safe.

"I would offer him perhaps $50,000 up front," says Carlo, who is not involved in any Phillips negotiations. "And then, if a film were actually made, he would get something more, probably in the six figures."


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

This Would Make A Good Movie

I think the word hero gets thrown around too much these days. Captain Phillips might not be a hero but he's sure as hell brave, and along with Captain Sully a great example to us all. He's modest too.  Here's a guy who volunteers to be taken hostage to save his crew, then jumps out of the lifeboat to get away and then humbly states that he was just a byline and it is his rescuers who are the heros (they along with him do deserve credit).  Isn't it about time to make like the Barbary Coast and Tripoli and land some Marines in Somalia? Just for a few days.

Kidnapped US captain freed; snipers kill 3 pirates

By TODD PITMAN and LARA JAKES, Associated Press Writers
58 mins ago
NAIROBI, Kenya – Navy snipers on the fantail of a destroyer cut down three Somali pirates in a lifeboat and rescued an American sea captain in a surprise nighttime assault in choppy seas Easter Sunday, ending a five-day standoff between a team of rogue gunmen and the world's most powerful military.
It was a stunning ending to an Indian Ocean odyssey that began when 53-year-old freighter Capt. Richard Phillips was taken hostage Wednesday by pirates who tried to hijack the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama. The Vermont native was held on a tiny lifeboat that began drifting precariously toward Somalia's anarchic, gun-plagued shores.
The operation, personally approved by President Barack Obama, quashed fears the saga could drag on for months and marked a victory for the U.S., which for days seemed powerless to resolve the crisis despite massing helicopter-equipped warships at the scene.
One of the pirates pointed an AK-47 at the back of Phillips, who was tied up and in "imminent danger" of being killed when the commander of the nearby USS Bainbridge made the split-second decision to order his men to shoot, Vice Adm. Bill Gortney said. The lifeboat was being towed by the Bainbridge at the time, he said.
A fourth pirate was in discussions with naval authorities about Phillips' fate when the rescue took place. He is in U.S. custody and could face could face life in a U.S. prison.
The rescue was a dramatic blow to the pirates who have preyed on international shipping and hold more than a dozen ships with about 230 foreign sailors. But it is unlikely to do much to quell the region's growing pirate threat, which has transformed one of the world's busiest shipping lanes into one of its most dangerous. It also risked provoking retaliatory attacks.
"This could escalate violence in this part of the world, no question about it," said Gortney, the commander of U.S. Naval Forces Central Command.
Abdullahi Lami, one of the pirates holding the Greek ship anchored in the Somali town of Gaan, said: "Every country will be treated the way it treats us. In the future, America will be the one mourning and crying," he told The Associated Press. "We will retaliate (for) the killings of our men."
Jamac Habeb, a 30-year-old self-proclaimed pirate, told the AP from one of Somalia's piracy hubs, Eyl, that: "From now on, if we capture foreign ships and their respective countries try to attack us, we will kill them (the hostages)."
"Now they became our number one enemy," Habeb said of U.S. forces.
Phillips was not hurt in several minutes of gunfire and the U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet said he was resting comfortably on a U.S. warship after receiving a medical exam.
"I'm just the byline. The real heroes are the Navy, the Seals, those who have brought me home," Phillips said by phone to Maersk Line Limited President and CEO John Reinhart, the company head told reporters. A photo released by the Navy showed Phillips unharmed and shaking hands with the commanding officer of the USS Bainbridge.
Obama said Phillips had courage that was "a model for all Americans" and he was pleased about the rescue, adding that the United States needs help from other countries to deal with the threat of piracy and to hold pirates accountable.
Phillips' 17,000-ton ship, which docked with the 19 members of his crew Saturday in Mombasa, Kenya, erupted into wild cheers. Some waved an American flag and one fired a bright red flare skyward in celebration.
"We made it!" said crewman ATM Reza, pumping his fist in the air.
The ship had been carrying food aid bound for Rwanda, Somalia and Uganda when the ordeal began hundreds of miles off Somalia's eastern coast Wednesday. Crew members said they saw pirates scrambling into the ship with ropes and hooks from a small boat bobbing on the surface of the Indian Ocean far below.
As the pirates shot in the air, Phillips told his crew to lock themselves in a cabin and surrendered himself to safeguard his men, crew members said.
Phillips was then taken hostage in an enclosed lifeboat that was soon shadowed by three U.S. warships and a helicopter in a standoff that grew by the day. The pirates were believed armed with pistols and AK-47 assault rifles.
Talks to free him began Thursday with the captain of the USS Bainbridge talking to the pirates under instruction from FBI hostage negotiators on board the U.S. destroyer. The pirates had threatened to kill Phillips if attacked.
A government official and others in Somalia with knowledge of the situation said negotiations broke down late Saturday. The stumbling block, Somali officials said: Americans' insistence the pirates be arrested and brought to justice.
Phillips jumped out of the lifeboat Friday and tried to swim for his freedom but was recaptured when a pirate fired an automatic weapon into the water, according to U.S. Defense Department officials speaking on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to talk about the unfolding operations.
On Saturday, pirates fired a few shots at a small U.S. Navy vessel that had approached, but the U.S. sailors did not return fire.
The U.S. Navy had assumed the pirates would try to get their hostage to shore, where they could have hidden him on Somalia's lawless soil and been in a stronger position to negotiate a ransom.
Somalia's government, which barely controls any territory in the country, welcomed the news of Phillips' rescue.
"The Somali government wanted the drama to end in a peaceful way, but any one who is involved in this latest case had the choice to use violence or other means," Abdulkhadir Walayo, the prime minister's spokesman, told the AP. "We see it will be a good lesson for the pirates or any one else involved in this dirty business."
Worried residents of Harardhere, another port and pirate stronghold, were gathering in the streets after news of the captain's release.
"We fear more that any revenge taken by the pirates against foreign nationals could bring more attacks from the foreign navies, perhaps on our villages," Abdullahi Haji Jama, who owns a clothes store in Harardhere, told the AP by telephone.
Pirates are holding about a dozen ships with more than 200 crew members, according to the Malaysia-based piracy watchdog International Maritime Bureau. Hostages are from Bulgaria, China, Germany, Indonesia, Italy, the Philippines, Russia, Taiwan, Tuvalu and Ukraine, among other countries.
The Navy said Phillips was freed at 7:19 p.m. local time. He was taken aboard the Norfolk, Va.-based Bainbridge and then flown to the San Diego-based USS Boxer for the medical exam, 5th Fleet spokesman Lt. Nathan Christensen said.
Christensen said Phillips was now "resting comfortably." The USS Boxer was in the Indian Ocean off the coast of Somalia, Christensen said.
U.S. officials said a fourth pirate had surrendered and was in military custody. FBI spokesman John Miller said that would change as the situation became "more of a criminal issue than a military issue."
A spokeswoman for the Phillips family, Alison McColl, said Phillips and his wife, Andrea, spoke by phone shortly after he was freed.
"I think you can all imagine their joy and what a happy moment that was for them," McColl said outside of the Phillips home in Underhill, Vt. "They're all just so happy and relieved. Andrea wanted me to tell the nation that all of your prayers and good wishes have paid off, because Capt. Phillips is safe."
Capt. Joseph Murphy, the father of second-in-command Shane Murphy, thanked Phillips for his bravery.
"Our prayers have been answered on this Easter Sunday," Murphy said. "If not for his incredible personal sacrifice, this kidnapping and act of terror could have turned out much worse."
Murphy said both his family and Phillips' "can now celebrate a joyous Easter together."
"This was an incredible team effort, and I am extremely proud of the tireless efforts of all the men and women who made this rescue possible" Gortney said in a statement.
He called Phillips and his crew "heroic."
Terry Aiken, 66, who lives across the street from the Phillips house, fought back tears as he reacted to the news.
"I'm very, very happy," Aiken said. "I can't be happier for him and his family."
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Jakes reported from Washington. Associated Press writers who contributed to this report include Mohamed Olad Hassan and Mohamed Sheikh Nor in Mogadishu, Somalia; Michelle Faul, Elizabeth Kennedy, Malkhadir M. Muhumed and Tom Maliti in Kenya; Matt Apuzzo in Washington, John Curran in Underhill, Vermont, Matt Moore in Berlin and Dena Potter in Norfolk, Virginia.
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Sunday, April 12, 2009

An Obligatory Journal Entry

With nothing on my mind and nothing new to talk about I thought I better try to write something.  Here we are almost halfway through April and I’m falling behind in the entry count.  Time to start rambling I guess.

 Some odds and ends:

·         We went to Denver last night for a dinner with Lisa’s family to celebrate her 33rd. It was a good time, but I was beat and the ride home was absolutely miserable.  Lisa was disappointed that she didn’t get to go to the newest trendy place in Denver, the D Bar.  It’s a dessert bar, I guess the owner is on some reality show.  We went by at 8:30 and the place was packed.

·         I finally convinced Lisa to watch Fight Club.  It wasn’t what she expected and she found it disturbing but gave it a mild endorsement of okay.  I think it’s hilarious and brilliant, just like the book.

·         Another brilliant movie I watched last week was Layer Cake.  Like Fight Club it’s based on a great book.  The author of the book wrote the screenplay for the movie and while most of it was true to his novel the ending was quite different.  I  both although the book’s ending was a little more satisfying.

·         I finally found an app on Facebook I like.  It’s the Living Social one that allows you to compile lists of your top five whatevers.  Like most all things on Facebook it’s a time waster, but it’s got a nice interface and big good looking thumbnails, plus it lets you pick your top five beers.  If it has one flaw, it’s that I can’t pick just five top beers or guitarists.

·         And finally, today – it’s Easter morning, it snowed most of the morning, got warm and starting turning to slush.  And Lisa is going to the final Avalanche game of the season and I had to work.  Nuts. 

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Family


The Family
Originally uploaded by brian glass

Lisa's Mom and sister, Jennifer, came down yesterday and spent the day with Lisa. It looks like they had a good time, and Moon was worn out by the end of the day, what with all the back rubs and showing off. It'll wear a girl out. She was sporting her AC/DC bandanna and looking sharp. It's funny to me that a group that once used to be reviled by the religious right (and probably still are) can market themselves with doggy bandannas in Walmart. Things sure do change.

On their way out the door Jen took a family portrait of me and the girls which I thought was pretty adorable. They wisely choose to hide me to the back.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Welcome April

Not really much to write about today but I didn't want to pass up what is quickly becoming a monthly tradition.  Work is good.  I kind of miss St Louis but we love Colorado so we can't complain there.

Since Lisa is up in Denver for her water aerobics I have a little free time to write, unfortunately, I don't have anything on my mind.  I long ago depleted my resource of lame humor, I can't come up with a good "few things you should know about me" bit.  Not that I ever came up with a good one.

I can provide a link to one of my favorite posts from a few years ago, Who Will Dance For The Mackerel.  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I figure as one of the millions of people in the public spotlight (I have a blog after all) it's my civic duty to educate as well as entertain (ala George Clooney).  Here is a public service announcement.

I blame Will & Grace for that bit of bad taste (among others).  The thing I never liked about that show, aside from Debra Messing, was the kind of "look at us, we're hip, we're gay so it must be okay" thing going on there.  Of course there was a lot of gay bashing going on before that too, but I still blame them for that phrase.
Finally here's a picture I thought was cute.


Welcome April.