Wednesday, August 5, 2009

August, The Month Of Hope And Renewal

Whatever.

So today in history, former President Bill Clinton rescued two American reporters from a labor camp in North Korea. Please stop the "Do you suppose he hit on them jokes". That's old fast.

Three women were killed when a loser, figuratively and literally, shot up an LA Fitness gym in Pennsylvania. The only thing he did right was turn the gun on himself.

Elsewhere, no one in particular is breathlessly waiting to hear the verdict in the Chris Brown trial. Too bad he wasn't working out at a certain LA Fitness.

Four previous Gitmo detainees started work as greenskeepers on a Bermuda golf course.

And President Obama vows to pass healthcare reform.

And I'm in a bad mood.

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