Some Things Besides Penguins That Disgust Me

New York's ban on trans fat. Thank God I don't live in New York. Bloomberg seems to feel it's his job to run your life.

Hugo Chavez

The cloying, smug use of "BFFs" by the press when referring to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. I've heard it from seven different sources in the last two days. The first time was too much.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. You're a mother, put on some underwear bitch.