Is This The Best You've Got?

You're really not trying.

FROM THE DESK OF:MR. SANUSI LAMIDODIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCEFOREIGN OPERATIONS.Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678 FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT ATTENTION: YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUND THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUND HAS BEEN GAZZETED AND AWAITING RELEASE, VIA ATM VISA CARD TO YOU BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND PAYMENT.

MEANWHILE,A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER, CLAIMINGTO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS:NAME: JANET WHITEBANK NAME: CITI BANKBANK ADDRESS:ARIZONA,USA. ACCOUNT Number: 6503809428

PLEASE,DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE ,AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT NAME. THE RESERVE BANK GOVERNOR,EXECUTIVE, BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVERDUE INHERITTANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE / FOREIGN OPERATIONS,TO HANDLE AND RELEASE ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS THIS FIRST PAYMENT BATCH OF THE YEAR.

HOWEVER,WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS.WHITE, IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY.

CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.BEST REGARDS, MR. SANUSI LAMIDODIRECTOR, ALL BANK GOVERNOR CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS EMAIL: mddhabbmdd210_at_gmail.com

From an email I received today.