A Metaphor For Life

The other day I was standing in the garage when a little girl came barreling down the sidewalk. Her pink bike was trailing streamers off the handle bars and she was standing bent over locked in full Lance Armstrong mode. She was traveling so fast I barely caught a glimpse of her and her blond locks flying free in the wind. I turned back around to whatever it was I was doing and a second later I hear a shrill whiny voice screaming "Ashley, come back. We have to wait for my Mom! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley!" There stood a little girl who clearly didn't understand that Ashley either was too far away to hear, or more likely didn't give a flying fuck whether she was with little Miss Prissy Pants' Mom or not. She had a hill to fly down and some over-regulated sheep girl and her Overlord keeper weren't getting in Ashley's way. I felt a moment of what it was like to be a child and hoped the little girl carried that rebellious, thrill-seeking side with her the rest of her life. I also hoped she didn't get hit at the intersection of the next street.

Bin Laden Is One Dead Son Of A Bitch

This one is worth noting. It feels like things have changed a little. While most news organizations talk about him as a mostly symbolic leader of Al Qaeda, it still feels more significant then that. Even though there has been this sense for awhile now it really seems that Al Qaeda is broken. It's easy to look back with 20/20 hindsight, however Osama thought we were weak but if you think about it, if he had any sense he was probably regretting 9/11 everyday since the day it happened.



I think it's interesting that there's so much hand wringing over the release of the death photos of UBL. I just got done reading Public Enemies and the book is full of photos the newspapers published of the bullet riddled corpses of Bonnie, Clyde and John Dillinger. Hell, they sent Jesse James's cadaver on a tour of the country after his death. I think the country is about ready for justice old west style.

Clyde and Bonnie, dead as shit

Sorry for the awkwardly worded post, I'm way out of practice and can't seem to form coherent thoughts.

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From an email I received today.

Remember when I used to post here? Me too. Soon again, I hope.

Rush At Redrocks Pt II

Last night was incredible. I haven't been to a concert in ages. About the only place I'll go anymore is Red Rocks. It's the only place that seems to be worth the hassle. Last night was the first time I've been to Red Rocks when it hasn't rained.

I got excited right off the bat. Where I parked required me to pass the parking area for the tour buses. There were four big identical RVs, one with a motorcycle trailer, ramp down and Neil Peart's brand of choice, a BMW sitting next to it. I took a picture with my cell phone.

The show opened with an amusing little film but all I really cared about was the music. I kind of make a big deal out of waiting 30 years to see Rush. It's partially a joke, obviously I could have seen them sometime in between the age of 15 and now. But even though it's a joke it felt like a huge deal to me. Here is a band that I've known and loved for the better part of 40 years and I'm finally going to get to see them playing all the songs I love live.

The set list (courtesy of Westword - also a review with good photos)

RUSH - SETLIST
Red Rocks Amphitheatre - 08.16.10

1. The Spirit Of Radio
2. Time Stand Still
3. Presto
4. Stick It Out
5. Workin' Them Angels
6. Leave That Thing Alone
7. Faithless
8. I Was Brought Up to Believe
9. Freewill
10. Marathon
11. Subdivisions

SET TWO

12. Tom Sawyer
13. Red Barchetta
14. YYZ
15. Limelight
16. The Camera Eye
17. Witch Hunt
18. Vital Signs
19. Caravan
20. Drum Solo
21. Closer To The Heart
22. 2112 Part I: Overture
23. 2112 Part II: The Temples Of Syrinx
24. Far Cry

ENCORE

25. LaVilla Strangiato
26. Working Man

For reasons that are hard to explain, it was as close to a spiritual moment as I've ever had at a concert. I looked out at the crowd and saw people singing along with the newer songs from more recent albums. I was amongst my people.

Am I Wishy Washy?

I think the Republicans are starting to make a come back into the halls of power. It's a little hard to say. Maybe I'm just paying more attention recently. The reason I say this is because they are starting to get on my nerves a lot more lately. We really do have a short attention span don't? Last month it was immigration, this month it's that Goddamn mosque. Don't get me wrong, the Democrats are still my number one enemy as far as political parties go but as conservative as I am, I find that whoever is the loudest complainer at the moment is the one that bugs me the most. It's kind of like Atheists vs Christians to me. The loud ones are the most annoying. The same with gay marriage. I was thinking about this the other day and unless I'm missing something I'm now for polygamy too. I have to be consistent, and if I believe that interracial marriage and same sex marriage aren't harmful to society (which I really don't) then marriage between three or more consenting adults is okay to right? Maybe my logic is flawed.

I think my take on the "GZ Mosque" (again for the short attention spanned among us) is best summed up in this article in the National Review Online - A Very Long Post On Cordoba House and an op ed by Cato Institute's Gene Healy in the Washington Examiner - 'Mosque' debate is a red herring. That last one really speaks to me. There for awhile I was really excited when people started talking about the deficit and things that mattered. The common folk were (and still are) riled up but that got turned into and argument about Tea Parties being racist, what the...how did that happen? Is it a grand conspiracy to minimize important issues or is it news channels just trying to grab more ratings be sensationalizing everything.

Oh my beautiful country, our beautiful country. Can't we just stay focused.

Lisa and I were going into Walmart last night and we were holding hands as we usually do. I was walking along oblivious as I usually do and Lisa mentioned that a pretty young girl smiled at us. I asked her why and she said it was because we're old and chubby. I prefer to think that it's because we're old, chubby and cute.

Now I Know Obama Is In Real Trouble

How do I know? When my 100% apolitical wife (who voted for Obama) is waiting for 2012 in hopes that someone else will win and the economy will get better. This is seriously the most politics the missus and I have ever discussed. The only reason she hates Sarah Palin is that she lets Alaskans hunt wolves. It's not that she agrees with any of her other views, it's just that she doesn't care. Of course she hates Ken Salazar because he removed gray wolves from the endangered species list but hasn't made the connection that Salazar works for Obama. I'm not bagging on my wife. I love her more for it and I'm sure you all wish I were more like her.

By the way, this has nothing to do with anything but I take great satisfaction in the fact that my spell checker does not recognize Obama's name.